HIGH SCHOOL REPORT CARD

Second Semester

May 31, 1982


Student: Wood, Winston D.




CLASS

GRADE

CONDUCT

TEACHER

COMMENTS

English Literature

A

Excellent

Ms. Beasley

Such a wonderful student.

Advanced Algebra

A

Excellent

Mr. Baker

Winston is very helpful.

World History

A+

Excellent

Mrs. Schnodlinks

I've never had a student do so much extra credit.

Physical Education

D-

OK

Mr. Lankles

Winston crys too much.

French II

A

Excellent

Ms. Flambeau

Such a good student.

Computers I

D-

Poor

Mr. Krank

Winston loves computers, but he just sucks at them so badly.

BASIC

F

Poor

Ms. Flockley

Hopeless. The computers would rather crash then run infinite loops all day with Winston.

Pascal

F

Poor

Dr. Porksnotter

If I could give a lower grade I would. Never seen such an incompetent in all my life.



Final Grade Point Average: 2.00