HIGH SCHOOL REPORT CARD
Second Semester
May 31, 1982
Student: Wood, Winston D.
CLASS |
GRADE |
CONDUCT |
TEACHER |
COMMENTS |
---|---|---|---|---|
English Literature |
A |
Excellent |
Ms. Beasley |
Such a wonderful student. |
Advanced Algebra |
A |
Excellent |
Mr. Baker |
Winston is very helpful. |
World History |
A+ |
Excellent |
Mrs. Schnodlinks |
I've never had a student do so much extra credit. |
Physical Education |
D- |
OK |
Mr. Lankles |
Winston crys too much. |
French II |
A |
Excellent |
Ms. Flambeau |
Such a good student. |
Computers I |
D- |
Poor |
Mr. Krank |
Winston loves computers, but he just sucks at them so badly. |
BASIC |
F |
Poor |
Ms. Flockley |
Hopeless. The computers would rather crash then run infinite loops all day with Winston. |
Pascal |
F |
Poor |
Dr. Porksnotter |
If I could give a lower grade I would. Never seen such an incompetent in all my life. |
Final Grade Point Average: 2.00