From: REDACTED
Sent: Thursday, August 18, 2011 3:37 AM
To: hardoldwarren17@REDACTED
Cc:
Re: Re: My script

Dear Mr. Warren,

Please sir, I'm begging you.....please, please, please, please reconsider my script idea. I have spent my entire life savings (and then some) developing the idea. I've already constructed all of the sets, and arranged for work-release patients from the local asylum to star as all of the actors. I just need your approval and a time frame so I can rent all of the film equipment.

But I absolutely need you as the director. Ever since I saw your work the first time my life has never been the same. Your movie spoke to me, and I saw my own life an experiences reflected like a shimmering mirror in your work. I was appalled by the rise in infamy of your film, and it saddens me everytime I see a list of the worst movies ever made. We need to redeem ourselves, and enlighten the entire world on just how powerful your (our) story is!

I went back to college under the guise of getting some computer stuff degree, when I was actually going to film school just to make this project a reality. As I've said before, I've nearly bankrupted myself and I've lost nearly all of my friends over this affair. The only ones I have left are the ones that don't live around here and have no idea what I'm up to. Hopefully that will change with the release of our masterpiece - Manos II: The Fingernails of Redemption.

If it about the credit, I will humbly renounce my roles as Executive Producer, Producer, Gaffer, Assistant Director, Caterer, Best Boy, Dolly Grip, Stunt Man, and Casting Agent and let you take the biline. My only desire is to keep my role as Torgo's grandson, Torgo Jr. Jr., but you can put your name as the actor if you wish.

VW

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From: hardoldwarren17@REDACTED
Sent: Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:50 PM
To: REDACTED
Cc:
Re: My script

Dear VW,

That script is the worst piece of shit I have ever seen, and I think that Gigli and Baby Geniuses II are cinematic masterpieces. It was so bad I could only read a page and a half before vomiting right on it. Your whole concept makes my original seem sound and plausible. I would never soil my already filthy name by being assoicated with this completely fucked up idea of yours. Furthermore, as the rights holder to the entire Manos empire, if you try to get this chunk of feces released in any way shape or form, I'll sue the fuck out of you for all you're worth. Even if a blurry frame hits youtube, your in deep shit!

I hope you and you're ill concieved idea get hit by a truck.

Harold P. Warren